rYan does comedY

theduty: Inception. in 30 Seconds. Pretty accurate, except...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:38:42 -0400

theduty:

Inception. in 30 Seconds.

Pretty accurate, except fewer of the cast members are one Asian guy.

Also, possibly the best movie ever made. Very possibly.

Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist I’m enjoying the...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:37:02 -0400

Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist

I’m enjoying the road from my hotel room.

seanorr: (via fauxchenaux) dont mel This isn’t in St....

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:52:06 -0400

seanorr:

(via fauxchenaux)

dont mel

This isn’t in St. Louis, but I think it’s better than the arch.

Traveling across America with my buddy Wyeth. Tonight I’m...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:36:00 -0400

Traveling across America with my buddy Wyeth.

Tonight I’m in St. Louis.

I saw the arch! It’s easily one of my top 5 arches of all time. And two of those belong to McDonalds.

That being said, I think McDonalds has missed a major marketing opportunity in St. Louis.

Happy 4th of July! Unless you’re not American. In which...

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 11:49:12 -0400

Happy 4th of July!

Unless you’re not American. In which case, happy Sunday!

Here’s a Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese commercial that keeps making me giggle.

I don’t know if it’s actually funny of if my activities for the last few days have made it impossible to tell.

Know Bill Bailey…and love him.

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:47:54 -0400

Know Bill Bailey…and love him.

"Wouldn’t you rather you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?"

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:00:37 -0400

“Wouldn’t you rather you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?”

- John Waters

"The crime of humility is one of which I have never been accused."

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:34:06 -0400

“The crime of humility is one of which I have never been accused.”

- a line I would have written if I worked for Oscar Wilde

"You gotta give it to live it!"

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:00:42 -0400

“You gotta give it to live it!”

- An excerpt from Ryan’s book: “Vague Rhyming Aphorisms for Nonspecific Occasions”

I’m sorry this blog has degraded to videos of animals...

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 23:30:04 -0400

I’m sorry this blog has degraded to videos of animals being adorable.

Well, not that sorry.

But I promise to be back full force soon.

Also, follow me on Twitter, where I post zero videos of animals. That way the two will even out.

howverybluetheseais: valerie2776: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie...

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:33:03 -0400

howverybluetheseais:

valerie2776:

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are to reunite for a TV special to mark the 30th anniversary of their partnership.

YES YES YES YES OYESY ESYSEYes

Well, I guess that’s okay.

sweeeeeeeet

Look at this fucking manatee.

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:53:53 -0400

Look at this fucking manatee.

(via) I think Woody’s right.

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:19:43 -0400

(via)

I think Woody’s right.

spiegelman: Damn. Let’s just let Joe Biden handle all the...

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:42:36 -0400

spiegelman:

Damn. Let’s just let Joe Biden handle all the speeches from now on. This is exactly the level of indignation Spike Lee demands! As well as all those people who had something or other to yabber about it. Ted Kennedy may be gone, but his brand of fiery Democratic ideology remains. Equality over liberty. Sounds almost anachronistic. But there it is, sitting in the office of Vice President of the United States.

Joe Biden is the Goddamn Man.

You just witnessed a murder and the murderer witnessed you witnessing the murder. It was very very scary, trust me. But guess what? Now you are being forced into the Witness Protection Program! (It's all very "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" unfortunately.) You definitely don't get to choose where you're going but the agents assigned to your case feel bad for you so they are going to let you choose your own name for your new identity. What name are you going to choose?

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:10:04 -0400

This is probably my favorite thing that someone question-boxed at me. Questions like this are why the question box exists.

Also, this is probably the hardest question.

There are so many things that I could do. I think I would choose something like: Chaz Murderwitness.

I know it sounds like a terrible idea, but it’s like hiding in plane sight! It would be SO obvious that the murderer would be like, “No way. No one is that stupid. It must not be him.”

Or, alternatively, Apollo. No last name.

David Mitchell tells you how you’re fucking up the English...

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:37:36 -0400

David Mitchell tells you how you’re fucking up the English language.

jonah ray: FOSTER A DOG FOR JUST A COUPLE WEEKS!!!!

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:23:44 -0400

jonah ray: FOSTER A DOG FOR JUST A COUPLE WEEKS!!!!:

daveholmes:

There is an LA AREA no-kill animal shelter that is getting shut down for having too many dogs.

They are relocating to a facility that can accept all of them in two weeks, but until then, the dogs need another place to stay or they will be put down on Tuesday morning.

(this only…

If you’re in the LA area, please read.

I just saw Marmaduke in theatres and, though the movie was terrible, it did remind me how much I like dogs. Especially the one’s that don’t speak with Owen Wilson’s voice.

Save some dogs, please.

Also, the entire run of Peep Show is available on Hulu. I highly...

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:36:58 -0400

Also, the entire run of Peep Show is available on Hulu. I highly recommend it. David Mitchell is one of my favorite people in the world. The other guy is also good. I’m just not so familiar with his stuff.

Timothy Hutton (from TNT’s LEVERAGE) tweeted* about this...

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:27:54 -0400

Timothy Hutton (from TNT’s LEVERAGE) tweeted* about this song. I couldn’t find an embeddable thing for the original version, but this cover is also pretty neat.

*remember how I follow Timothy Hutton on Twitter? I don’t know if you find that funny, but I’m still tickled by it.

unrepeatablememe: AHHHHHHH! Fuck shit up, Snowball!! Snowball...

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:18:31 -0400

unrepeatablememe:

AHHHHHHH!

Fuck shit up, Snowball!!

Snowball for president!

He doesn’t have any political experience, but at least he could distract us from the horrors of the oil spill/war in iraq/recession.

Actually, that’s kind of a lot to ask of a bird.