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Do I make you thorny, baby?
( via lindsaycampbell:kenyatta: feministing.com )
well, i’m pretty sure this has convinced everyone. no premarital sex, right ladies?
You can say anything with flowers. lindsaycampbell:
What they don’t tell...that the same thing happens when you have post-marital sex.
well, i’m pretty sure this has convinced everyone. no premarital sex, right ladies?
Hai, nice stems.
yeah, what the hell !
Makes me want to have some premarital sex right now!!

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