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I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]well said, my friend.
I hadnt even realized this, but it’s totally true. when did this happen?
can laugh at people for not being trendy instead of them comparing...arm skin (my tannest...
Seriously, if I see another girl whose skin ideal skin colour is that of a baked bean, I’m going to puke. You look like...
I just cancelled
I hadnt even realized this, but it’s totally true. when did this happen?
I agree, but it doesn’t mean bitches will stop tanning. I just tanned this week for the first time in months, and ya...
If being tan is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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