DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]When you put the last of your money into buying gas for your car. You start the car up. The meter still reads empty.
What I’m saying is, does anyone need a handy man? I can do yard work and odd jobs. I have some plumbing experience. I’m cheap. You’d have to pick me up though.

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
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Ask me a question.