DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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Who would win in a race?
My guess is no one, ‘cus the Lion would probably eat most or all of them.
That’s why I never let lions in my races. You can call me specist, but I know what I’ve seen and I’ve got a bottom line to watch out for.

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
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