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don’t science
“Hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious! You’re welcome! We’re science: we’re all about coulda, not shoulda!”
-Patton Oswalt
it’s unnatural! it’s wrong! i want it.
“Hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious! You’re welcome! We’re science: we’re all about coulda, not shoulda!”...

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