Wednesday, December 2, 2009

This is my favorite review of the future classic “Steven Seagal Lawman”

Action star Steven Seagal, solid and broad as a jug of molasses, lets us ride along with him in a squad car as he works his other career: Deputy sheriff in Louisiana’s Jefferson Parish. His encounters are mundane but all potentially dangerous: There are a lot of guns on those streets. Seagal, solemnly unaware that he’s this close to being a character on Reno 911!, seldom fails to remind colleagues of his martial arts training. (I like the slo-mo close-ups that suggest his zen intuition as he watches for suspicious-looking people.) Then again wouldn’t you rather Seagal be the guy with the badge than Jean-Claude Van Damme? (3 out of 4 stars)

People Magazine


I don’t know if they’ve started printing “Lawman” hats and shirts yet, but as soon as they do, I will own several of each.

This is my favorite review of the future classic “Steven Seagal Lawman”

Action star Steven Seagal, solid and broad as a jug of molasses, lets us ride along with him in a squad car as he works his other career: Deputy sheriff in Louisiana’s Jefferson Parish. His encounters are mundane but all potentially dangerous: There are a lot of guns on those streets. Seagal, solemnly unaware that he’s this close to being a character on Reno 911!, seldom fails to remind colleagues of his martial arts training. (I like the slo-mo close-ups that suggest his zen intuition as he watches for suspicious-looking people.) Then again wouldn’t you rather Seagal be the guy with the badge than Jean-Claude Van Damme? (3 out of 4 stars)

People Magazine

I don’t know if they’ve started printing “Lawman” hats and shirts yet, but as soon as they do, I will own several of each.

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