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[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]This Is Jason Segelarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: Freaky Jason Segel debuted a new song with very personal lyrics during last night’s Swell Season concert at The Wiltern in Los Angeles.
Old and Busted: 867-5309. New Hotness: 315-329-6673.
[thanks matt!]
This might be a completely perfect thing.
I’m so i love with Jason Segel.
how about going to a concert and ending up watching jason segel play this song right in front of you. i could die happy.
I have been meaning to watch this for weeks. So perhaps if I reblog it, I will remember to watch it once I’m not at...
is extra awesome because that’s...Syracuse area code. But he’s from LA. So whose number is...
what the hell, wtf, wts! definitely must love! :))
he’s so great.
jason segel is the man. lol
what a funny guy
LEGENDARY. nakaka-LSS ang 1315329-6673… :)) thedailywhat:
Hahah according to this, the e-mail he says in the voicemail is HealthTronics@gmail.com. Since I think I’ve heard people...
austra:zalaz:thedailywhat:...asdjfhakjf marry me. i’ll brb, calling that number.
BAHAHAHAHAHA oh man. i want to have his babies.
IS THIS FOR FUCKING REAL?! KUNAL NAYYAR WAS THERE, TOO! JFC, I HATE LA FOR BEING SO LUCKY. OMG.
mattie | notnadia | thedailywhat...Times like this wish I were still in LA!
OMG…totally worth watching!
I’ve never heard...man sing so frankly about his penis. Fascinating.
is no Dracula’s Lament, but I still heart him.
I FB’ed this, but it bears reblogging
Segal doesn’t touch
I really want to call that number just to see what happens. But I won’t. Probably. thedailywhat:
While everyone else I knew was loving on James Franco on Freaks and Geeks, I was loving on this guy. Who played a...
Way to represent Syracuse...the 315 Jason, although I’m not sure why.
cry!!! Hysterical!!
giudit:missvengeance:purplemeetsgreen:thedailywhat
“Freaky Jason Segel debuted a new song with very personal lyrics during last night’s Swell Season concert at The Wiltern...
Segel has just multiplied a hundredfold. “Freaky
liked what you saw…if you liked what you saw… nahnahnah he is such a spencerkrug.
since it is jason segel i couldn’t not reblog this. even though i feel like crap this made me laugh. one line
Oh damn I love him..
Yeah, I called it.
OMG! JASON SEGEL!
Adam Levine from Maroon 5. I’m still wondering what’s the deal with the Syracuse area code. Is he from central
“How I Met Your Mother” or soliciting sex from strangers* *Note:...two needn’t be mutually...
this man is hilrious.
“…if you thought it was small, well your boyfriend, is probably, not white”
Instant reblog! Me love you long time!
Segal, will you marry me?
oh. my. god. DO ME JASON SEGEL. I’M ON MY WAY TO LA TOMORROW NIGHT. MEET YOU AT THE MANHATTAN PIER?!
BAHAHAHA “Call me if you’re disease free”. Will do.
When I had a Livejournal, one...my interests was...Segel....
I LOVE THIS MAN!!!! I have an ear to ear grin on my face right now.
Amazing. I love too many things about this video.
I tried calling it....voicemail that directs me to a Gmail that I can’t decipher. And I...
I LOVE him. Ahahaha “Remember when I was...that show ‘Freaks
Best. Video. Ever. I love me some marshall!
I think I may have found my soulmate. Seriously, I love this man.
Won’t you call my private number? We can go away for
Syracuse phone number?
But only call it if you need me.
Segel. As well as...Season. (thedailywhat)
JASON SEGEL, YOU NEED TO MARRY ME. RIGHT NOW.
He makes life so much better
Oh hey boyfriend. I think they mean “Segelicious.”
Auto-reblog without even watching this (yet), because one...my personal goals in life is...
completely perfect thing.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
My love for this man just doubled 10 fold. Can’t wait for...HIMYM Musical Ep.
No special effects is right. And DAMN.
UUHHHH I LOVE YOOOU
SegEl. SegEl. SegEl. Not Segal.

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