DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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HAHAHAHAA. “when i kiss people i tend to accidentally choke them to death.”
This is something to laugh at! Makes u realize that...movie is for freaks? Lol! Anywho,...
SO pissed i missed this.
lizzwestman:thedailywhat:...I feel that twinge, too. But this was really good.
hilarious!! [I’m totally not going to say ANYTHING about how it’s actually “Frankenstein’s monster” NOT “Frankenstein”...
Hilarious and amazing!
It is really funny :) And I spelled Frankenstein wrong because of my rage. Whoops.
FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER* but funny.

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