Thursday, October 22, 2009

True fact: I owned this doll. Yeah, it’s definitely a doll. There’s no way to pretend this is an action figure or anything else as acceptable as that. And yes, it is Donny Wahlberg, of New Kids on the Block ‘fame’. And yes, he does have both an earring and a real hair ponytail. When you combine this with my love of musical theatre and my affection for sweater vests, it’s really kind of a marvel that I grew up straight. And just a final word in defense of my masculinity: I only owned the baseball one. Not the glittery purple one. And Donnie was the badass one. It’s not like I had the Joey McIntyre.

True fact: I owned this doll.

Yeah, it’s definitely a doll. There’s no way to pretend this is an action figure or anything else as acceptable as that. And yes, it is Donny Wahlberg, of New Kids on the Block ‘fame’. And yes, he does have both an earring and a real hair ponytail.

When you combine this with my love of musical theatre and my affection for sweater vests, it’s really kind of a marvel that I grew up straight.

And just a final word in defense of my masculinity: I only owned the baseball one. Not the glittery purple one. And Donnie was the badass one. It’s not like I had the Joey McIntyre.

  1. lemonlove reblogged this from ryandoescomedy
  2. holdthewhippedcream reblogged this from bestiesonice and added:
    True Fact: I own this doll… and his 4 bandmates. Except for some inexplicable reason all but two are missing pants.
  3. bestiesonice reblogged this from ryandoescomedy and added:
    Another true fact: In 4th grade, a boy...(curly) rat tail threw
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