DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]
This baby lives in my building…when I got on the elevator the mother was breast feeding him, when I got off on my floor...
“Isn’t my baby so cute? So what are you going to use these pictures for?” “We’re going to ask the country if they think...
I HAVE A BABY?!?
Clearly, that’s a racist baby. Note the look of smug disapproval.
This should say, “Is Your Baby Wacist?”

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