DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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I would follow Kristen Bell into hell. Or a bad movie.
I would work at a Blockbuster Video for her.
this makes me want to pucker up, does that make me gay?

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
Check my links.
Look at my friends' pages.
Ask me a question.