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BATMAN. THAT IS ENOUGH. Stop effing around.

I just heard Hayley Mills leaked a topless photo. Is it current, or was it from the era of this 1961 classic?

EDIT: Never mind. It’s someone named Hayley Williams. Fuck.

ohyeahfacts:

An Australian study, which backs up previous studies from the United States and England, has found that each 2 inches of height equals 12 month of extra experience, or about $800 a year in extra pay.

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6’2” baby. Line up, ladies.

I didn’t sign up for it. I know less about football than I know about that game the British play with paddles and wickets. Well, not less. But not much more.

But apparently, some other “rmerriam” is pretty into football, because he signed up for a fantasy football team with some friends. Apparently, he was so excited about it that he forgot his email address, and put mine instead. So I’ve been getting emails about trades and whatever else fantasy football teams do. I’m not sure how this other dude is participating without getting the emails, but that’s not my concern.

Well, I just got this super long email that was sent out to the whole group. Apparently, there was a lot more conflict within the group than I realized. I reprint that email after the break.

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Husband claims “anything is possible”

I am so so disappointed that this isn’t a joke.

So, you know how it’s 1981? Well, I was watching our regular 1981 news this morning, and apparently there’s a way you can read the news….on your computer???

I mean, it’ll never replace the good ol’ paper edition (especially since you can’t even see pictures or read the comics) but it sure sounds like a novelty!

TNT’s “Leverage” is easily the most embarrassing thing I love.

I even feel embarrassed while I wait for it to buffer on TNT.com.

picture via Timothy Hutton’s Twitter, which I follow.

Anonymous asked: What is your worst fear?

You’re not a supervillain trying to find my weakness, are you?

If I say carrots, are you gonna come at me with carrots and be like “tell me how to get to your secret lair!”

Because I don’t have a lair.  I have an apartment. And you don’t want it.

Trust me.

At least let me clean up first.

But, yeah, being buried alive seems like the worst thing to me.

I was watching Lost this summer, and I may not have been sober for most of it. But when they (SPOILER) bury those fuckers alive in season 3 or whatever, I almost “lost” my shit.

I could barely relax in my vibrating chair.

Seriously, sometimes I feel cramped when I can’t move my feet in my shoes. I’m like “If I can’t move my feet in the next three minutes, I’m gonna freak out.”

If I got buried alive, I’d probably lose my mind pretty much immediately.

Then I’d try to Kill Bill my way out.

Then I’d lose my mind again.