rYan does comedY

howverybluetheseais:

valerie2776:

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are to reunite for a TV special to mark the 30th anniversary of their partnership.

YES YES YES YES OYESY ESYSEYes

Well, I guess that’s okay.

sweeeeeeeet

Look at this fucking manatee.

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I think Woody’s right.

spiegelman:

Damn. Let’s just let Joe Biden handle all the speeches from now on. This is exactly the level of indignation Spike Lee demands! As well as all those people who had something or other to yabber about it. Ted Kennedy may be gone, but his brand of fiery Democratic ideology remains. Equality over liberty. Sounds almost anachronistic. But there it is, sitting in the office of Vice President of the United States.

Joe Biden is the Goddamn Man.

chan-chan asked: You just witnessed a murder and the murderer witnessed you witnessing the murder. It was very very scary, trust me. But guess what? Now you are being forced into the Witness Protection Program! (It's all very "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" unfortunately.) You definitely don't get to choose where you're going but the agents assigned to your case feel bad for you so they are going to let you choose your own name for your new identity. What name are you going to choose?

This is probably my favorite thing that someone question-boxed at me. Questions like this are why the question box exists.

Also, this is probably the hardest question.

There are so many things that I could do. I think I would choose something like: Chaz Murderwitness.

I know it sounds like a terrible idea, but it’s like hiding in plane sight! It would be SO obvious that the murderer would be like, “No way. No one is that stupid. It must not be him.”

Or, alternatively, Apollo. No last name.

David Mitchell tells you how you’re fucking up the English language.

daveholmes:

There is an LA AREA no-kill animal shelter that is getting shut down for having too many dogs.

They are relocating to a facility that can accept all of them in two weeks, but until then, the dogs need another place to stay or they will be put down on Tuesday morning.

(this only…

If you’re in the LA area, please read.

I just saw Marmaduke in theatres and, though the movie was terrible, it did remind me how much I like dogs. Especially the one’s that don’t speak with Owen Wilson’s voice.

Save some dogs, please.

Also, the entire run of Peep Show is available on Hulu. I highly recommend it. David Mitchell is one of my favorite people in the world. The other guy is also good. I’m just not so familiar with his stuff.

Timothy Hutton (from TNT’s LEVERAGE) tweeted* about this song. I couldn’t find an embeddable thing for the original version, but this cover is also pretty neat.

*remember how I follow Timothy Hutton on Twitter? I don’t know if you find that funny, but I’m still tickled by it.

unrepeatablememe:

AHHHHHHH!

Fuck shit up, Snowball!!

Snowball for president!

He doesn’t have any political experience, but at least he could distract us from the horrors of the oil spill/war in iraq/recession.

Actually, that’s kind of a lot to ask of a bird.