February 2010
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WatchFebruary 26th was workout day. Check out how I works on my fitness.
“There’s an old joke. Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and...”
– Woody Allen (via unicornology)
A joke from The Dick Van Dyke Show:
What’s yellow and seldom rings?
An unlisted banana.
Anonymous asked: so what does a girl have to do to get your attention?
Anonymous asked: So I am a poor soul in a music slump, I need some recomendations!! HELP!!! and I like turtles
maeby asked: My dearest Ryan, you are a wonderful comedian I love your blog and we should be BFFs
Love, Me
(thats what the kids call it right? BFFs? BEST FRIENDS FOREVA?)
Love, Me
(thats what the kids call it right? BFFs? BEST FRIENDS FOREVA?)
aedison asked: Comedy and Everything Else is one I listen to every week -- along with the Pardcast and Comedy Death Raydio -- but I have neglected WTF lately. Thanks for reminding me of it!
Anonymous asked: I Love you so hard that it hurts
Anonymous asked: Mr. Merriam, you're a turd... a stinky f-fat turd, go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts... butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser and a stinky t-turd!
Anonymous asked: I Just got my period and thought of you:)
WatchFor over 50 years, Americans have counted on Toyota. 172,000 Toyota and dealership employees are working hard to make things right.
Anonymous asked: AHHH I HAVE CAUGHT THE MENSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I recorded a cover of “World Spins Madly...
7 things that make people on the Internet very... →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
Generalizations
Sarcasm
Speaking without Credentials
Relationship Advice
Exaggeration
Social Media Criticism
Lists ;)
I think i just posted something that violates every one of these…
Did I lose the internet? Or did I win it?
The internet is complex.
Watchmattbraunger:
steveagee:
A scene from tonight’s episode of The Sarah Silverman Program. Tune in to Comedy Central at 10:30pm!!! JUST FUCKING DO IT GOD DAMMIT!
This just gave me my first good laugh of the day. Thanks, Steve!
This made laugh. Also, almost cry a little bit. Godspeed, Story Man. Godspeed.
Anonymous asked: So I see that you gave someone else relationship advice so I think you should give me some too! So I like this guy and I want to ask him out/hook up with him but I am terrified of rejection. what are some signs that I should look for to see if he likes me back without asking him outright?
lemonlove asked: I want a pony and a million dollars. Also: where do you go when you're in the know?
Anonymous asked: THIS IS YOUR COUCH. I"M NOT THERe!!! RUNNNN
gribble asked: I want to ask you for some advice:
I want to ask a guy in my class out but I'm afraid that if he says no it's going to be awkward because there are only 9 other people in class and I can't avoid him.
what should I do?
I want to ask a guy in my class out but I'm afraid that if he says no it's going to be awkward because there are only 9 other people in class and I can't avoid him.
what should I do?
vaginaroaches asked: my friend is doing his first shot at comedy tomorrow for open mic. any good tips or words of encouragement?
Anonymous asked: There are so many things that I want but today I need a good laugh, so please provide one.
vaginaroaches asked: just watched your bit about the youtube profile. very funny! and very Eugene Mirman-esque. keep up the good work.
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
– Woody Allen (via 24freedinners)
“Luke: “What’s Jaegermeister?”
Phil: “Well, you know how in a fairy tale there’s...”
– Modern Family (via lrusso) (via onemoretimewithfeeling)
“I was supposed to read that book in high school, but it was a crummy, lousy, god...”
– Stephen Colbert on “Catcher in the Rye”
