August 2009
July 2009
another reminder
show tonight at 9pm at the broadway comedy club
it should be packed and theres gonna be a line, so try to get there by 8:15 or 8:30
Damn it! I can never find my red, white, and blue...
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
– Steven Wright
“I eat emotionally. And one time, at summer camp, I kissed a girl on a dare, but...”
– Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
Watchwoah this is super cool!
it’s like a seven minute video, but feel free to skip around in it.
sweet.
hey, you guys seem to be into funny stuff...
I’m doing a show in NYC on Thursday at the Broadway Comedy Club at 9pm.
if you come, come up and talk to me. i’m lonely….
“Is the ‘Armenian Genocide’ some sort of festival?”
– Deputy Trudy Weigel, Reno 911 (via 24freedinners)
“The story is about Michael, the reluctant heir to the family business in his...”
– The Godfather or Arrested Development?
This is actually pretty epic.
Also, apparently my tastes are easier to define than I thought.
I don't even bother answering my door anymore,...
kindacarsick:
Just once, that’s all I ask. Candygram!
Cold Stone Creamery chain introduced a new ice... →
condi:
snapalicious:
That’s some Willy Wonka type shit.
they are seriously masters of the universe. my god. can they make me a heart that won’t break?
holy woah! this is the kind of shit that happens just before skynet takes over. the one thing that made ice cream absolutely safe is that it didn’t have time to develop intelligence or a vendetta.
“well, the machines have taken...
Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Farewell... →
notthatkindagay:
10: “More tiny hot dog appetizers? You betcha” 9: “Don’t forget to schedule an appointment with Joe the Mover” 8: “Quiet down! We don’t want to wake the Russians” 7: “Todd, I’ve always wanted to know — what do you do exactly?” 6: “John McCain passed out in the dip” 5: “Where can I check my pelt?” 4: “Bad news — the new governor just quit” 3: “Please...
inthefade:
Cake - I Will...
i just checked to see if ray romano had a twitter.
i don’t even know what i would do with that information.
Watch“How bout that ride in. I guess that’s why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in the wolfpack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in...
“I just got a call from Obama. I was named Secretary of Funny. My first act will...”
– Andy Kindler
“I’d like to go on record that he is a gentleman. He has not touched me in a bad...”
– Judd Apatow talking about Russell Brand