July 2009
My sister just saw Transformers 2
Erin: Megan Fox sucks. She sucks balls.
Me: She was pretty bad, huh?
Erin: She's like Denise Richards
Me: That bad?
Erin: Well, not that bad.
June 2009
excellent old SNL sketch - White Like Me
Web Site Story
West Side Story meets the intertubes. Actually amazing.
Folks, I’m not gonna lie to you, apparently everyone who ever meant anything to...
– Jon Stewart (via frankthinksyoureugly) (via heavenisforeasygirls) (via punchlines)
YouBentMyWookie interviews Patrick Duffy about... →
I want to start a sister organization to Veterans...
Veterans of Local Wars.
Of course, we would have to lower the standards of what we would consider a war. I think most Civil War veterans are dead, right?
So it’ll be for people with private wars. Like the family that boycotted Wendy’s because the fries were soggy, or the guy who thinks his neighbor is stealing the coupons from his newspapers.
This covers my feelings exactly.
justspeakeasy:
lackofdefinition:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(914): Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who’s going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Tony Little? The guy from the Christian Children’s thing? I could see those 1-800 number girls shilling cleaning products and closet organizers… couldn’t you?
I’LL DO IT.
A fun/interesting interview with Paul F. Tompkins.
thanks so much to everyone who came (to the show)...
it was a lot of fun.
I should have a video up soon.
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a...
– Roger Ebert reviews Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Awesome.
(via claudia)
There was a time when I didn’t like Roger Ebert. I don’t know what I was thinking.
(via t-rotheavenger)
(via kevinbegley)
What? It’s not good?? I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED!
well, not that shocked really, no.
I wouldn’t regret the tattoo if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and...
– The genius that is Megan Fox on her ‘Brian’ tattoo - dedicated to on/off boyfriend Brian Austin Green. (via frangry)
Glad she’s got a backup plan.
I know tap water. I grew up drinking it, I did. My mother wouldn’t buy...
– Kyle Grooms, who will be at the show tomorrow at 8:30 that I’m not telling you about.