June 2009
Jun 1st
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Tumblarity says you all hate me now.
Sorry I went away, Tumblarity. You are my only master.
Jun 1st
May 2009
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Attention, Mr. Axl... →
May 29th
CURRENT EVENT CURRENT EVENT
POP CULTURE REFERENCE TIE-IN (sorry. I accidentally posted a template.)
May 29th
May 29th
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Google Wave →
FUCK THIS SHIT. I’M ON TUMBLR, TWITTER, FACEBOOK, AND MYSPACE. I’VE HAD ENOUGH NETWORKING NOW THANK YOU. Now I’m going to have to worry about my Googlarity too?
May 29th
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May 29th
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NYTimes Magazine Preview - The Making of Zach... →
(via azizisbored) A great feature on a super-great comedian.
May 29th
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WatchWatch
Human Giant on Reno 911
May 28th
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Prisoners get on their bike for 'Tour de France' -... →
One step closer to making Death Race a reality!!
May 26th
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May 26th
May 26th
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Things I'm doing instead of having a job:
Beating a Tony Hawk game Not laundry Needing a job
May 26th
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May 25th
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“Have you ever been so drunk that you wet the bed? And I don’t mean you’re...”
– Zach Galifianakis (via rachell) (via whitenoiseinstereo) Can’t wait for The Hangover. (via baravettski)
May 25th
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May 25th
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“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under...”
– Jack Handy (via 24freedinners)
May 24th
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May 24th
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Vermont Teen Stole Corpse's Head To Make Bong →
Exactly what it sounds like. I have nothing to add.
May 22nd
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May 19th
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I don't understand sites who have "enter" pages.
“Do you want to enter this site? Click enter.” “Yes. I want to enter! Why would I have clicked?” And if I didn’t, what exactly would the risk be? “Oh no! I accidently learned slightly more about the guy who gueststarred on that episode of “Lost”! What will I do now?! Why didn’t it ask me if I wanted to enter?! I should have had more...
May 19th
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May 18th
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“Even I get self-conscious about the way I look, but then, it’s all a...”
– Paul F. Tompkins
May 18th
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“Whenever I’m out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a...”
– Jim Gaffigan (via 24freedinners)
May 18th
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May 18th
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“I love tiny things with eyeballs. I once heard that Amy Sedaris had a penchant...”
– Mindy Kaling (via scandalinbohemia)
May 16th
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May 16th
Surprise: Fox leaning toward 'Dollhouse'... →
not funny, but exciting.
May 15th
May 15th
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California Supreme Court overturns gay marriage... →
lauracondi: miss-miss: Well would you look at that! gay weddings will save our economy
May 15th
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I was just on imdb.
People were debating who was hotter: a character or the actress who played the character. I need to get off the internet now.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
Wednesday and February should start a club. Date...
May 15th
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Sorry I've been missing.
I’m trying to find a job and get my living situation together. I’ll be back full force soon though. Also, I have a stand-up show in NYC on June 24th. Save the date? Details to come.
May 13th
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May 11th
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May 8th
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“Beyonce is careful to keep an eye on her figure these days - as she struggled...”
– Starpulse Entertainment News Blog That’s not something that people ever need. First of all, the jeans she had trouble fitting into were probably smaller than some hats I own. Seondly, if you have “people” to help zip up your jeans, you do not get my pity. If you need a staff to...
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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According to Jim and Mind of Mencia are both gone.
Thanks, Obama!
May 4th
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“Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put...”
– Jim Gaffigan (via scandalinbohemia)
May 2nd
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I'm on vimeo now.
My stand-up is anyway. More to come. If anyone here wants to watch or add me as a contact or whatever, here’s the link.
May 1st