rYan does comedY: Archive

Dec 30th

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Frangry still says what milquetoasts like me think... →

No offense or anything………………. (please like me.)

Dec 30th

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Here's the thing.

I see lots and lots of people posting things about how they feel alone. The thing is, everyone feels that way. Everyone is looking for someone to be their someone. Not just a title-filling boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone is looking for a real something to fill that want-hole. Which means that there’s plenty of somebodies out there to fill your want-hole. And by the way, I mean want-hole...

Dec 30th

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I got a preapproved invite to the PlantSwap group...

It appears to be a group where people send each other stems and seeds. Unless this group is offering me illicit drugs, probably I won’t be a contributing member. However, I might join on that off-chance…

Dec 30th

“I’m so smart now. Everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They...”

– Paris Hilton (via schbank) Before, she was smart, she thought they wanted her to take her top off so that they could see her personality.

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Euphemisms that 1930s Detectives Might Have Used...

Jerk Juice Panic Punch Stink Drink Dirty Water A Squirt from the Mistake Hose A Flagon of Fight Brawny Batter Marrow of the Alcohol Bone

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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The Chinaman isn't the issue here, Dude!

(via notthatkindagay) By the way, Dude: Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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onemoretimewithfeeling: nedhepburn: Leon...

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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21 at midnight.

suggestions for first legal drink?

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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I just need to say:

justspeakeasy: frangry: The season finale of Dexter was so outrageous that I might be done with that show. Also, that had to be nightmare. They confirmed it was legit… I don’t know, I just don’t understand the plan behind it… every Dexter finale has been really intelligent before this and for a really intelligent season, it felt like the twist was for shock value alone. The writers are...

Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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I love tumblr on the weekends.

Everyone just posts pictures of people they want to fuck. And two thirds of the captions say exactly that. God/Yaweh/Allah/Science bless you all. I hope you all fuck your ideal fucks. And if so, post pictures.

Dec 13th

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Watch

Dan Murphy - VLOG #19!

Dec 12th

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | 'Stoned wallabies make... →

“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” Lara Giddings [Tasmanian Attorney General] told the hearing. Maybe it’s just me, but don’t stoned wallabies sound like one of the best things ever?

Dec 12th

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maxbarth: NEW VOICEMAIL FROM TIGER WOODS...

Dec 12th

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