November 2009
I have such trouble working on my computer.
I think it’s because my computer is also the place where I play.
It’s like if you brought a kid to Disney World and sat him down next to Space Mountain and were like “Now you stay on this bench and work on your homework.”
That kid is morally obligated to enjoy the hell out of Disney World. It’s cruel and unusual punishment to force a child to not enjoy Disney...
These sites still exist. →
This is one of those sites that someone put up in the mid 90s because they were like “Inter-who? Sounds great!!”
There’s a delightful aquamarine background and an enthralling midi rendition of Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land”
It doesn’t matter what people put on these sites. As soon as I hear the beginning chimes of a midi, my eyes start watering...
Watcherockappel:
This is amazing.
paulscheer:
It’s Never too early to celebrate Christmas, so please enjoy the all-star comedy Christmas Carol, “DO THEY KNOW IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME?”
Sung by Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane...
Watchthedailywhat:
SNL: Quite frankly, the best Twilight parody yet.
[via.]
fully agreed
“If you ever discover that what you’re seeing is a play within a play, just...”
– Jack Handy
“I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin.”
– Steve Martin, discussing the announcement that he & Alec Baldwin will be hosting the next Academy Awards Show. (via winstonwolfe)
I support these men forever.
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The West Wing Word of the Day:
Sclerotic: 1. (adj.) Being or relating to the sclera.
2. (adj.) To be afflicted with an inability or reluctance to adapt or compromise
Ex. Are you fucking kidding me using the word sclerotic?
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