February 2009
keep me company tumblr?
January 2009
so i can't really talk about it,
notthatkindagay:
preduke:
but last night was potentially my worst night ever and i don’t have anyone to talk to about it. i’m hoping this helps a little.
badly aimed donkey punching?
wow. well played.
so i can't really talk about it,
but last night was potentially my worst night ever and i don’t have anyone to talk to about it. i’m hoping this helps a little.
My Sexy Plans: Friday Night
saramcpherson:
1. Go to therapy 2. Mop floors 3. Post x-ray of cat torso on blog 4. Appreciate footie pajamas
ooh! i wanna see a cat torso!!
Sorry if you've missed me...
I am having so many different computer problems it doesn’t even make sense. Jesus Christ. My keyboard and touchpad don’t work and now my internet connection has vanished into thin air. I called a person and they said someone will be here within the next two business days… which probably means monday. So on Monday, I should have the internet back but still no keyboard or touchpad....
Scientology Is A Religion For Children →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
livejamie:
Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson has been making robocalls on behalf of the Church of Scientology using Bart’s voice to promote an upcoming event.
So wrong.
my computer is still being terrrrrible.
worse now than before. neither my touchpad nor my keyboard work unless i’m putting pressure on the casing. bulllll shittttt.
anyone have a solution? you can email: ryandoescomedy@gmail.com
unicornology:
i don’t understand how someone can ‘like’ the fact that you’re having a bad day?
ahh paradox
Complaint #355
whitewhine:
“Michael Cera is acting like an ass about being in the ‘Arrested Development’ movie.”
-Whine by Michelle
but seriously!!!
My computer has been a huge asshole to me since I got back to school, so I’m going to turn it off and let it get some sleep tonight. Hopefully that will help.
G’night tumblr.
Foodzie. It's like Etsy, but for food. →
lizlemon:
cackipants:
(via sporkorfoon)
…looks like i am going to need about 5 more cabinets built in my kitchen…
My shenis is getting hard just looking at this site. Especially at these. Who wants to buy me some?!?!
what is this? WHAT IS THIS?
Pals Reveal Phoenix's Rap Attack Is All A Hoax →
“He said, ‘It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it.’”
I’m not sure if I buy this, but it would be fucking brilliant.
1.27.09
thebalaclava:
qod:
What would be your porn name?
It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on.
ie, mine is Babette Courtland.
I’m glamorous.
Thanks for answering. :)
Simon Flint
…quite possibly the lamest porn name ever.
Charlie King. Badass, right?
“What have you been smoking? Certainly haven’t been smoking at a bar in...”
– Eddie Izzard (via twothirty)
Come on down to the library, we’ll have a wild time.
(via notthatkindagay)
Eddie Reblog!
Boy George Is Very Popular In Jail →
“It’s ironic that he was worried about getting beaten up in Pentonville but all that happened was people showered him with so much attention and kindness that they had to move him anyway,” a prison source said.
Biden apologizes to Roberts for oath of office... →
Never apologize for who you are, Joe Biden!
Obama's economic pla- HOLY SHIT PEOPLE HAVE...
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)
“He falsified his research so RDU could be approved and…Devlin MacGregor...”
– Harrison Ford in The Fugitive
HARRISON FORD IS HAVING NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT!
“The glutenin in wheat flour gives kneaded dough its elasticity, allows leavening...”
– HOLY SHIT (via jimrock)
my roommate can’t eat gluten. it seems incredibly sad.
and just like that...
movingsideways:
napstr.tumblr.com is no more. Our long National nightmare is over…
this is one of those things where I was baffled by the actual situation and even more baffled over how intense the reaction was.
Reasons You Might Die of Consumption in a... →
from McSweeney’s
“Very impressive session with Republican House members.If President carries this...”
– Republican Representative Pete Hoekstra twittering on his meeting with the President. (via notthatkindagay)
The 29 Most Anticipated Movies of 2009 →
Just to remind you of all the kick-ass movies we’re waiting for.
Watcheveholt:
thegrasshopperunit:
carlovely:
Tumblr: The TV Show
I DON’T EVEN LISTEN TO MGMTTTTTTTTT
(via:boringloser)
this is hysterical
This is fantastic. Jesus.
I'd be a happier person if we just said "arts and...
(via onemoretimewithfeeling)
