September 2008
“Ryan —
I’ve never asked you to make a donation before.”
– The beginning of the email I just got from Jon Carson at BarackObama.com
I don’t know why, but it tickles my fancy.
It sounds like “Look, Ryan. I don’t mean to be a dick about this, but…”
Our Tax System, Explained in Beer
notthatkindagay:
muppetpants:
craytonc:
Our Tax System
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would...
“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t...”
– Seth Rogen (via livesophia) (via sparo) (via thenightdances) (via peterwknox) (via notthatkindagay)
I love you, Seth Rogen.
Ask your own damn questions.
I hate it when my professor asks questions like “Does anyone have any questions? No? You all undestand it completely?”
Chances are, no, we do not understand it completely. If we did, we wouldn’t be in this class. We would read a book and have complete knowledge.
If we don’t have questions, it’s probably because we don’t know what to ask because there’s...
This song was my alarm today.
Wow, I Can Get...
Latest Palin Gaffe: Can't Name Supreme Court Case... →
ericasavestheday:
Holy shit.
Jeeeesus
It's okay! All is not lost!
Iron Man 2 (May 7, 2010)
Thor (July 16, 2010)
The First Avenger: Captain America (May 6, 2011)
The Avengers (July 15, 2011)
Iron Man 3 (Date Not Yet Announced)
At least we have these to look forward too.
Put aside ticket money now…and maybe a lot of it (to prepare for inflation).
Politico: McCain blames Obama for bailout defeat →
thedailywhat:
From a McCain camp press release:
Barack Obama failed to lead, phoned it in, attacked John McCain, and refused to even say if he supported the final bill. Just before the vote, when the outcome was still in doubt, Speaker Pelosi gave a strongly worded partisan speech and poisoned the outcome. This bill failed because Barack Obama and the Democrats put politics ahead of...
Kenneth Branagh in Talks To Direct Thor →
say what you want, i will go to bat for kenneth branagh 100% of the time.
economic collapse. brb.
(via notthatkindagay)
AP: House defeats financial industry bailout bill →
thedailywhat:
It’s a BIG. FAT. NAY.
ouch.
CNN BREAKING NEWS: Dow industrials fall more than... →
thedailywhat:
Brace yourselves.
fuuuuuck
Email of the day
frangry:
From: Donna Jean <donnajean@rocketmail.com> To: Frangry <Frangry@gmail.com> Date: Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 8:42 AM
I hope you get gang raped real soon.
not ok.
Spider-Man Stephen Colbert Team Up - Marvel.com... →
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
OH. MY. GOD.
List of nicknames used by George W. Bush →
this might be my favourite thing on wikipedia
MSNBC: Iowa college apologizes for offensive typo →
thedailywhat:
The president of an Iowa college says he’s sorry about an unfortunate and offensive typo in a school handbook.
A calendar entry for Feb. 16, 2009, was supposed to read “Black History Lunch and Learn.” Instead, it says “Black History Linch and Learn.”
Worst. Typo. Ever.
oooooooooh. bad form.
Is a mermaid a fish or a mammal?
Exclusive: The Lamest Scoop Ever, Bring It On 5! →
I hear this is the new bailout plan.
PRO-LULZ: Nearly a Million Dollars Donated to...
thedailywhat:
A viral e-mail making the rounds asks people to donate to Planned Parenthood in Palin’s name:
Make a donation to Planned Parenthood. In Sarah Palin’s name. And here’s the good part: when you make a donation to PP in her name, they’ll send her a card telling her that the donation has been made in her honor.
Planned Parenthood released a statement saying that thanks to the e-mail...
Report: McCain Aides Complain That Palin Is...
thedailywhat:
Ed Schultz says:
Capitol Hill sources are telling me that senior McCain people are more than concerned about Palin. The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as “disastrous.” One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, “What are we going to do?” The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date,...
Oh, Verena. I love you. TAN IS the new tacky. →
mascarah:
well said, my friend.
I hadnt even realized this, but it’s totally true. when did this happen?
The more I hear the word ‘maverick’, the more I feel like it means ‘says things no one agrees with.’
What does $700 billion actually buy? →
notthatkindagay:
nickmcglynn:
(via seagull)
holy cats!
Congress Allows McCain to Make Xerox Copies of...
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)
Watchthedailywhat:
Sarah Palin’s story gets its own Disney movie: Head of Skate.
CollegeHumor has the exclusive trailer.
(via.)
wow. just…wow.
Only 10 percent of the American Population thinks... →
(via ericasavestheday)
food for thought
unicornology:
dilaudid:
allpointsnorth:
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive. ‘Dude make a left.’ ‘Those are trees…’ ‘Trust me.’
God Bless Demetri Martin.
Project 10 to the 100th →
Got any ideas? Just tell me. I promise not to turn them in and take the credit and money….seriously.