September 2008
August 2008
Don't Break My Heart Tee @ Neighborhoodies →
fourfour: There is nothing either good or bad,... →
if rich says so, that’s good enough for me. i’m in.
If you're stuck on a plane with an annoying guy...
peterwknox:
superfuzz:
notes for our impending trip, gina!
velvetrobots:
mydigitalcerebration:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then click here.
When you...
Soft as a Rock - Baekdal.com →
oh my god i want these so bad. i want a mountain of them.
Watch
“Oh, it’s Cleanpants. Mister. Cleanpants. You think your pants are so clean....”
– Steve Martin (via complicatedshoes)
love
We’re on the pig’s back, charging through a velvet field. - Bernard Black
Watchthe highest of pot psychology. super perfect.
my friend and i have written a screenplay and the hardest part is the title. fuck.
“Most fashion photography is done by gay people finding women sexy, which is sort...”
– Juergen Teller from this week’s New York Mag (via frangry)
My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last...
azizisbored:
Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!
Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.
Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!
Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.
Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!
Aziz: I’m good man.
...
I would like to submit a prayer to the gods of internet in suplication that I may have a functional internet connection when I move in tomorrow.
I would also like to send off a quick prayer to the gods of grammar, that I have used supplication correctly.
Gervais Buys New York Apartment →
i’m gonna start wandering around ny to stumble into him. i know new york is a big city, but i’m there more often than i am in england…which is never.
claireelyse:
Live from my new apartment: it’s me, and one of my two wonderful roommates! We’re side by side on one of our three massive couches and happily searching for wifi while taking turns with the ethernet cable. College! I missed you and I love you.
for you, girl.
“Obviously his post-Olympic plans are to swim slowly up the Yangtze River, lay...”
– Jon Stewart on Michael Phelps
Deadspin
(via peterwknox)
ha!
City panel to cops: Hold off on pot arrests during... →
peterwknox:
notthatkindagay:
Different meaning to Mile High City.
The Marijuana Policy Review Panel recommends that the Denver Police Department should refrain from arresting, detaining, or issuing a citation to any adult 21 years of age or older for the private possession of up to one ounce of marijuana during the 2008 Democratic National Convention.
intriguing
Another: i've never seen a
Another: i’ve never seen a hero with his ass in the air like that.
Line from the movie: you
Line from the movie: you sure make love like a hero.
I'm watching Maximum Overdrive, written
I’m watching Maximum Overdrive, written and direxted by Stephen King. Oh my God, please watch it. Holy shit.
In high school "group dates" were just orgies.
peterwknox:
malty:
whateverlolawants:
lastweeksdate:
I’m serious. We’d all just get a hotel room and hook up.
The hotel parties were every weekend for awhile. I don’t even want to go back there, but this post linked from valleywag reminded me of the time when our parents used to “encourage their daughters to delay serious relationships and go out in groups, figuring it would delay...
“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
i'm tumbling tumblr! meta! →
“Do you ever do something and then think to yourself: That’s So Raven?”
– Zach Galifianakis (Via: Supersonic Electronic) (via extrafirmhold)
“Do you ever go to a funeral and think, This is No Not Raven.”
(via claireelyse)
A reason the n-word means
A reason the n-word means a lot more than cracker because white guys didn’t know when they were being insulted because we’re oblivious.