January 2009
What does your phone number spell? →
you give this site your number and it tells you it doesn’t spell anything. at least in my case. the closest i got was that it could squeeze the word hug out of the middle of one of my numbers. maybe you’ll have better luck.
i've been less than fully entertaining the last...
the other night i went to bed at 5 am and woke up at 11. How is it that I woke up at 11 and got 6 hours of sleep? and then last night I fell asleep at 10:30pm and woke up at 12:30 today. I have problems.
“I’m so indie that I saw a band by myself in an underground room, and afterwards...”
– My diary (via shadowplay) (via justatoy) (via harmonies) (via fcukthequeen) (via danielholter) (via 24freedinners) (via proudpbskid)
December 2008
did you know (fight club*)
24freedinners:
8tania:
The original “pillow talk”-scene had Marla saying “I want to have your abortion”. When this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin, David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn’t be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”. When Ziskin...
seriously
jimrock:
clarawalnuts:
other than hangovers, there is nothing worse than unpacking.
Why unpack, just use the classic “I let my suitcase explode in the middle of my room and don’t do anything about it until there is a possibility of a person of opposite gender entering” solution like me.
that’s the state i’m in. totally worth it for the first few weeks though.
maxbarth:
I’ll be performing at an open mic at Steel City Coffee House on New Years Eve.
7:30-10:30. A dollar will get you half a ticket, and twice that will get you a whole one.
I’ve done another open mic there a few months ago and it really is a great place. I’d love to see you there.
I’ll be there too, in fact.
I just found out my first grade teacher’s first name was Muffin…
Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage... →
(via proudpbskid)
“You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and...”
– Steven Wright
“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always...”
– Steven Wright
downloading the new doctor who
yessss
UPDATE: Zooey Deschanel Engaged To Ben Gibbard. →
allisonweiss:
(via drned)
THIS IS THE MOST POST-MAINSTREAM INDIE ROCK COUPLING OF ALL TIME.
So crazy. I didn’t even know they were dating. I didn’t care. Until now!
I KNOW, RIGHT???? CLAIRE JUST TOLD ME!
“Feminism has such bad PR — it has such loaded historical associations. As a...”
– Andi Zeisler, co-founder of Bitch magazine, Feminist Media in a Time of Economic Trouble | The American Prospect (via robot-heart) (via gauntlet) (via 24freedinners)
“Our priorities, man, are so screwed up. We spend so much on the military we’re...”
– Jon Stewart, 14th Annual Young Comedians Special (1991) (via theengineer) (via inothernews) (via srsly) (via rainier)
momentarily:
srsly:
deadshot:
Pushing...
Arrested Development Movie, Still Developing, Says... →
comeoncomeoncomeon!
Scarlett Johansson
suicideblonde:
hyacinthhouse:
(via magnetical)
(via sharpless // bigfun // greenshines)
THAT MADE MY DAY. SRSLY.
i’m a little in love
I'm considering
ohtrouble:
getting rid of cable.
It will save me $360 a year and who knows how much time. I honestly don’t need cable - no one does - and it’s not as if I’m watching anything educational.
I’ll miss it, I’m sure. But in the long run I’ll benefit from it. Not having TV as a distraction will hopefully mean more time spent on academics and reading.
i havent had cable this year. it has not...
Watchi’m always entertained by these things.
of course i spent a dollar fifty today on those machines at the groccery store.
so maybe my opinions aren’t definitive.
Fuck you haters, Slumdog Millionaire was damn...
(via frangry)
i need to see this.
On getting the munchies at your dads house.
jimrock:
I feel it is my unalienable right when staying at my parent’s houses to wait for them to go to bed, get completely trashed and eat stupid amounts of their food. It is my RIGHT goddamnit. They shouldn’t be eating all that junk food anyways, they are old after all. I’m basically doing them a favor when I come downstairs at midnight, giant screwdriver in hand, and straight do DAMAGE to...
