December 2008
Oh my God. I’m never getting home. This is such awful traffic.
November 2008
Lizard tongue body modification →
ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!!
crushes:
bret easton ellis,
just you being there, hugging me, listening to my deepest secret and not judging me meant the world. i love you more than anything. even though you’re the laziest person i know and sometimes i really want to punch you.
— chuck palahniuk
Gorilla Punch Recipe →
a recipe for a drink called Gorilla Punch
apparently it tastes like KoolAid and fucks you up like the worst thing.
I want to make it and try it on people.
the bad part about coming home to my family
is that they tell me all about the tons of money problems we have.
it’s so depressing and sucks so hard.
“We should be ashamed of ourselves for letting this ridiculous mess happen....”
– - Marco
Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede
(via allisonweiss)
I have a website!
maxbarth:
preduke:
www.ryanmerriam.com
it’s just a filler page so far and already there’s stuff on it that’s kinda fucked up.
but it’s up! hooray!
www.ryanmerriam.com
I’m so glad. This looks fantastic….
…i wish i could detect internet sarcasm a little better.
Is Buffy Slaying Her Way Back to the Big Screen? →
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? YES!!!!
wow. this is like in a movie. like a sad comedy. →
via chickensdontclap
That was a hotwheel knock off that’s shitty used cars. That proves we’re in a recession, right?
I’m at the mall and apparently it’s christmas now. Merry Christmas Tumblr!
They turned an old disney store into this 4 seasons store and there’s a nativity in the display window. There’s some kind of irony there.
I have a website!
www.ryanmerriam.com
it’s just a filler page so far and already there’s stuff on it that’s kinda fucked up.
but it’s up! hooray!
www.ryanmerriam.com
i own a domain name and want a free place to host...
where do i go?
“Gerry, one final piece of advice, the only way you are EVER going to make any...”
– Comedian Stuart Morrison
he tears apart a “comedian” who displayed a “flagrant disregard of etiquette, lack of talent and unsuitability to anything in the comedy world.”
I don't know if anyone is familiar with the...
but I’m finding his blog and his advice really really helpful and informative for an aspiring comedian.
http://stuartmorrison.com/blog/
i'm heating the pie my fantastic girlfriend gave...
pictures to follow.
claireelyse:
Today I was going to sleep in and do some homework. Real Thanksgiving for my family was in October, and seeing as we didn’t celebrate that, I figured I was safe.
Instead I made a cake, stuffed a chicken, did dishes seven times, peeled every root vegetable in the house, and scrubbed the kitchen floor. Because my dad is a six-year-old. Lovely.
Thanksgiving is useless and gross...
My Article On Hangovers
frangry:
By the one and only drned:
just finished this. should be going up sometime in january, but its on my blog RIGHT NOW. enjoy.
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Hangovers. Lets just get this over with. I woke up this morning; my liver had left a note on the pillow next to me. It read “Dear Ned. Youre a fucking asshole. You put me through too much shit. Last night was the final straw. Signed, Your...
i'm pretty sure this actually is about me
crushes:
R,
You make the best martinis, you make me laugh, and lately I’ve wished we could make a date (or just make out.) And the best part is… I think you’d like that, too.
— C.
Teenager lives 118 days without a heart →
this is pretty impressive