July 2010
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June 2010
“Wouldn’t you rather you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug...”
– John Waters
“The crime of humility is one of which I have never been accused.”
– a line I would have written if I worked for Oscar Wilde
“You gotta give it to live it!”
– An excerpt from Ryan’s book: “Vague Rhyming Aphorisms for Nonspecific Occasions”
chan-chan asked: You just witnessed a murder and the murderer witnessed you witnessing the murder. It was very very scary, trust me. But guess what? Now you are being forced into the Witness Protection Program! (It's all very "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" unfortunately.) You definitely don't get to choose where you're going but the agents assigned to your case feel bad for you so they...
jonah ray: FOSTER A DOG FOR JUST A COUPLE... →
daveholmes:
There is an LA AREA no-kill animal shelter that is getting shut down for having too many dogs.
They are relocating to a facility that can accept all of them in two weeks, but until then, the dogs need another place to stay or they will be put down on Tuesday morning.
(this only…
If you’re in the LA area, please read.
I just saw Marmaduke in theatres and, though the movie...
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“I prefer Jon Stewart to Jesus Christ.”
– Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Well, they are both Jewish. I’m not sure Jon could pull off the robed look though. I think it would make him look stubby.
“What’s wrong, Captain Picard? WHAT’S WRONG!?! I’M A SERIOUS...”
– Frankie Boyle
May 2010
Tall Men Earn More Money Than Short Men
ohyeahfacts:
An Australian study, which backs up previous studies from the United States and England, has found that each 2 inches of height equals 12 month of extra experience, or about $800 a year in extra pay.
(source)
6’2” baby. Line up, ladies.
The last few months I've been on a fantasy...
I didn’t sign up for it. I know less about football than I know about that game the British play with paddles and wickets. Well, not less. But not much more.
But apparently, some other “rmerriam” is pretty into football, because he signed up for a fantasy football team with some friends. Apparently, he was so excited about it that he forgot his email address, and put mine...
Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant →
Husband claims “anything is possible”
I am so so disappointed that this isn’t a joke.
Anonymous asked: What is your worst fear?
gribble asked: Hey can you tell me about your icon pic?
I always found it interesting; was it for a skit or something or did you get your ass kicked?
I always found it interesting; was it for a skit or something or did you get your ass kicked?
I just found the original version of my site. →
twinkletwinklelittlestarryeyed asked: What's been bothering you lately? if anything.
Anonymous asked: Does P Diddy wake up feeling like Ke$ha
April 2010
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Anyone wanna ask me something?
I’m bored.
The man who didn't understand satire:
A while ago, my friend Joe and I put a video on youtube called “Interview with a REAL Serial Killer”
Basically I play a serial killer talking about my life, and I basically blame my serial killing on music and television.
If you can’t tell, it’s a tiny bit tongue-in-cheek. Just a little. You know, that parts where I pretend to be a serial killer and blame it on music and...
“Everything’s going to Hell in a Bonham Carter.”
– Stephen Fry
LOST spoiler:
At the end, it turns it out was all just a TV show, and we have to go back to work.
I know, I’m disappointed too.
“The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage.”
– The Emperor of Japan, days after the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I guess he should be commended for not overreacting?
“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover...”
– Dave Barry (via 24freedinners)
“Dumavale ran a hand across his sweaty brow, brushing a lock of his ebon hair...”
– An excerpt from the fantasy novel I’m writing (and clearly taking a little too seriously).
Anonymous asked: I love the 90's! and all of the things that VH1 tells me I should Love! What is one of your most favorite 90's memories!?