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[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]Monday, March 8, 2010
“What’s good about sad?
It’s happy for deep people.”
It’s happy for deep people.”
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I was on a bus for 12 hours yesterday.
Now I’m watching Doctor Who (from which the above quote is derived).
I spend a lot of just time sitting around.
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Monday, March 8, 2010
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake in 2001
Wait, wait, wait, they took this in 2001, and then tried to convince us they weren’t fucking?
Okay, based on his facial expression, maybe he wasn’t fucking her, but she was definitely fucking him.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
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Is it just me, or is the not-highlighted one far more interesting?
Saturday, March 6, 2010
I just saw “Crank 2” and that shit made absolutely no sense.
I mean, in the scene where Chelios goes outside after escaping the hospital he is behind a crate when a man sneaks up behind him with a Springfield Armory XD pistol. These pistols have a cocking pin indicator, as well as a round indicator on the top of the slide. In this scene the round indicator is down, meaning there is no round in the chamber. Chelios does a brass check after disarming the man, and does not rack a round in the chamber. In the following scene he shots two men with this weapon without a round chambered.*
After that, I just couldn’t take the movie seriously.
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*text stolen from Crank 2’s IMDB “Goofs” page.
Friday, March 5, 2010
No, I pretty definitely pussied out in this instance.
Normally I sit through my dumb tv shows with a steely gaze, but this adorable and quirky family has slipped past my emotional armor.
Plus I was a little drunk, so that might have been part of it.
There’s no way of knowing.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Who would win in a race?
My guess is no one, ‘cus the Lion would probably eat most or all of them.
That’s why I never let lions in my races. You can call me specist, but I know what I’ve seen and I’ve got a bottom line to watch out for.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Y’all, I totally cried at the end of the last episode of Modern Family. I don’t know what’s happening to me.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Retirement is looking a tad bit sweeter.
“The Elsie Frank House, the nation’s first nursing home built specifically to assist lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender senior citizens, is set to open soon in Chelsea, MA. “
this is totally awesome!
This is something I would never even have thought of. Nice job expanding my world view, society.
