July 23, 2010

theduty:

Inception. in 30 Seconds.

Pretty accurate, except fewer of the cast members are one Asian guy.

Also, possibly the best movie ever made. Very possibly.

July 13, 2010

Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist

I’m enjoying the road from my hotel room.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

seanorr:

(via fauxchenaux)
dont mel

This isn’t in St. Louis, but I think it’s better than the arch.

seanorr:

(via fauxchenaux)

dont mel

This isn’t in St. Louis, but I think it’s better than the arch.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Traveling across America with my buddy Wyeth.
Tonight I’m in St. Louis.
I saw the arch! It’s easily one of my top 5 arches of all time. And two of those belong to McDonalds.
That being said, I think McDonalds has missed a major marketing opportunity in St. Louis.

Traveling across America with my buddy Wyeth.

Tonight I’m in St. Louis.

I saw the arch! It’s easily one of my top 5 arches of all time. And two of those belong to McDonalds.

That being said, I think McDonalds has missed a major marketing opportunity in St. Louis.

July 04, 2010

Happy 4th of July!

Unless you’re not American. In which case, happy Sunday!

Here’s a Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese commercial that keeps making me giggle.

I don’t know if it’s actually funny of if my activities for the last few days have made it impossible to tell.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Know Bill Bailey…and love him.

Know Bill Bailey…and love him.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

“Wouldn’t you rather you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?”
~John Waters

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

“The crime of humility is one of which I have never been accused.”
~a line I would have written if I worked for Oscar Wilde

Saturday, June 26, 2010

“You gotta give it to live it!”
~An excerpt from Ryan’s book: “Vague Rhyming Aphorisms for Nonspecific Occasions”

June 25, 2010

I’m sorry this blog has degraded to videos of animals being adorable.

Well, not that sorry.

But I promise to be back full force soon.

Also, follow me on Twitter, where I post zero videos of animals. That way the two will even out.

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