DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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Inception. in 30 Seconds.
Pretty accurate, except fewer of the cast members are one Asian guy.
Also, possibly the best movie ever made. Very possibly.
Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist
I’m enjoying the road from my hotel room.


Traveling across America with my buddy Wyeth.
Tonight I’m in St. Louis.
I saw the arch! It’s easily one of my top 5 arches of all time. And two of those belong to McDonalds.
That being said, I think McDonalds has missed a major marketing opportunity in St. Louis.
Happy 4th of July!
Unless you’re not American. In which case, happy Sunday!
Here’s a Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese commercial that keeps making me giggle.
I don’t know if it’s actually funny of if my activities for the last few days have made it impossible to tell.
I’m sorry this blog has degraded to videos of animals being adorable.
Well, not that sorry.
But I promise to be back full force soon.
Also, follow me on Twitter, where I post zero videos of animals. That way the two will even out.

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
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Ask me a question.